arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

I’ve also found that you can predict a drastic change in weather when espresso shots start to change drastically

arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

I’ve also found that you can predict a drastic change in weather when espresso shots start to change drastically

"Girl that ruined my life", as I call you.
Might as well check your Instagram;
I didn’t already want to die.

Literally, I will try to do a one armed side hug to one of my pals on the 4th of July and they will dodge my arm and walk away.

I will text a friend to ask what they’re doing and they will straight up ignore me.

Why do people act like this, but also act like they don’t want you to kill yourself?