what in the hell
I finally have the perfect excuse to stay in. ;)
What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.
I’ve also found that you can predict a drastic change in weather when espresso shots start to change drastically
i think you are wonderful and wish you all the happiness in the entire universe, you can take all my happiness as well.
Hey thanks that’s really kind of you.
"Girl that ruined my life", as I call you.
Might as well check your Instagram;
I didn’t already want to die.
Just found a six leaf clover