arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

I’ve also found that you can predict a drastic change in weather when espresso shots start to change drastically

arthuralbionkirkland:

ultrafacts:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

I’ve also found that you can predict a drastic change in weather when espresso shots start to change drastically

"Girl that ruined my life", as I call you.
Might as well check your Instagram;
I didn’t already want to die.